the braces diet

So I have never been much for dieting...never have gone on a diet...but I found this new one I thought I would try. It is called the braces diet. It costs $4500, takes 2 years, and promises that you will be on a liquid diet at least one week out of each month. An added bonus: at the end of it your teeth will be aligned so that you can bite through the lettuce on your sandwich. Hope it works!